It’s not a game yet, but you can play it.
I’ve made a build so people can take the cat for a spin. Let me know how you get on!
It’s not pretty. There are 25 screens, but no real game design yet. It’s just test screens and bits and pieces of fragments of things I plan to cobble together into something resembling a game.
Download the Real Deal
As a C64 .prg file: punyearthling.prg (26KB)
Should work on both PAL and NTSC, and in emulators.
Actually, I haven’t yet tried it on a real machine yet. It probably won’t make your C64 explode and shoot razor-sharp shards of debris in all directions.
Play the Feeble Boring Cop-Out In-Browser Version
It’s OK. I won’t tell anyone that you’re a cheating sell-out fraud who just pretends to like vintage computers and retrogaming to look hip and edgy and be one of the cool kids. Your despicable, shameful secret is safe with me.
No touch controls. Maybe next time. For now it needs a Real Computer ™. With a keyboard that has at least three working keys.
update 2025-01-25: bugfix to avoid running too fast on high-refresh-rate-displays.