This is a real cat:
Distinguishing features and behaviour:
- Lounges around on the deck all day.
- Regularly leaves unidentified gory bird body parts on the doormat.
- Meows loudly:
- To be let in, very early in the morning and very late at night.
- To be let out again.
- To demand immediate attention and scritches.
- Leaves hair in unlikely places.
- Will immobilise unsuspecting humans by jumping on their lap and staying.
- Doesn’t even live here - he’s the neighbour’s cat.
This is a pixel cat:
Distinguishing features and behaviour:
- Has exciting adventures.
- Explores alien space ships.
- Outwits killbots, dodges lasers, evades stompers.
- Crawls through ducts. Just like Sigourney Weaver and Bruce Willis.
- Exploits quantum superposition to exist in multiple states at once.
- Saves Earth from alien invasion.
- Facilitates excellent image compression.
I think it’s pretty clear which type of cat is cooler.